Dude Looks Like A Lady

Dear Mongoose,
So, Bruce Jenner has surgery to make him look like a woman and everybody calls him a hero. I dont get it. Do you think he's or she's (whatever it is) done anything to be proud of since his olympic days?

Dear Dude Looks Like a Lady,

Well, the only good thing I can think of now is the Aerosmith song in my head. What if I were to wake up in the morning and decide I am an Eskimo trapped in a white/Caucasian body? I mean, I have always loved cold weather, dogsleds and whale blubber.   So I proceed to a plastic surgeon and dermatologist and voila, an Eskimo am I. Does that make me a hero?  Of course not, it makes me a funny looking white boy trying to build an igloo on a KY June day. It amazes me how all these left-leaning kooks make the claim such a sick, yes sick publicity stunt is heroic. The same group that will defend evolution, Darwinism and animal's rights, will also completely disregard the laws of nature that validate (with the exception of the seahorse) the fact that you are born with traits and or organs that define gender. Bruce Jenner isn't woman nor hero, he (not she) is just a sissy.