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My mom won't let me play grand theft auto on my Xbox anymore. She said it's trashy but she reads 50 shades of grey all the time on the ipad and I snuck and read some of it and it's waaaaay worse than gta.
Dear Snoop Readie Read, The United States is no longer in the top 20 freest countries in the world. I think we just slipped down another notch folks. One of the greatest elements of being a kid is the hope that one day you can rule your home with an iron fist and right all the wrongs dealt your way by your empirically unelected parents. Be thankful you're not playing Frogger on an Atari and maybe some day you can ban your kids from riding their hoverboard or playing Grand Theft Auto MMMMCMXCIX (that's 4,999), while you read 679 Shades of Grey on your iPad76. We'll See ya, Mongoose Comments are closed.
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