Here We Go Again

Yo Mongoose,
Now that gay marriage is legal in all 50 states is Jesus coming back?

Dear Veloci-Rapture,
Jumbo shrimp, pretty ugly, mighty weak, gay marriage, all oxymorons. Frankly I'm sick of discussing it. I have a belief and will not waiver on it, I do not parade around flaunting my heterosexuality; highlighting the fact that my wife and I are able to procreate, or protesting the fact that I look silly in pastels or can't decorate a room.  I will, however, die believing marriage is between one man and one woman. Why not marriage between siblings?  Why not polygamy?  Why not marriage to animals?  Why redefine an historically religious institution?  The same group that quote the Bible in saying, "he that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone" skip over the whole definition of marriage spoken of many times within the Holy Bible. A famous Russian essayist, short story writer/philosopher who's name I can't pronounce, once said,  "If God doesn't exist then everything is permissible".  One could also surmise, "If you don't believe God's teachings, why do you care if He comes back?"  I believe He is coming back, don't know when, I just try to remember what he told the lady who was up for stoning after he told the stoners to get lost,  "go and sin no more".