How Would You Fight Zombies?

Dear mongoose,
I've noticed over the past couple of years on TV and in movies there has been a fascination with zombies. I was thinking if the zombie apocalypse were to come, what 3 items would be your must haves?

Dear Preparation Z,
Vampires, robots and zombies, kind of reminds me of the Flintstones and the Jetsons. Same story, different characters. As if the world isn't scary enough, horror stories and sci-fi monsters serve as great distraction to keep minds off real problems that exist not on paper or the big screen but in the everyday life of John Q Public, Anywhere USA. History has shown a direct correlation between the popularity of scary fiction and scary fact.  With all that out of the way, when the zombies come, first off I would go ahead and find a shark suit. Don't skimp here, if a great white can't bite through it I'm guessing a zombie can't, just make sure it's not an off brand or factory second. Next, a BB gun, automatically shoots eyes out, just ask the Christmas Story mom. Finally-- keys to exotic sports cars. Imagine half the world dead, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, ripe for the picking and no one to tell you no. 220 mph surely would outrun the undead.