Jealous or Crazy?

Mongoose,
My girlfriend gets super mad when I don't call her every night at 8. I spent the night at my friends house last Friday night and we was playing world of Warcraft and forgot to call her.  I had 23 texts and 19 missed calls when I checked my phone.  She even called my friends house and his mom came to the basement and give me the phone. My friend made fun of me all night long and I had to stay on the phone with her for 45 minutes before I could get back to our game. She's really hot but I don't know if I can handle this much longer.  I don't want to dump her but dang.

Dear Ball and Chained,

"sHe that is jealous is not in love", a saint said that, which is ironic given priests don't marry.  Whatever happened to absence making the heart grow fonder?  I'm thinking in the order of restraining order being in order. There's a fine line between jealousy and stalker, the best thing you could do is drop little miss hottie like she's an actual hot potato, change your phone number, pull your britches up, comb your hair and find a new hobby if you want another girlfriend.  There's plenty of fish in the sea and lampreys (look it up) aren't good to eat.


We'll See ya,
Mongoose