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Christmas Gift For Teenage Daughter

11/17/2014

 
What about'er Mongoose?

I need advice on what to get my teenage daughter for Christmas.  She really doesn't have any hobbies except ignoring her parents, Facebook,  and iTunes.  She used to like playing ball and stuff, but now she's kind of a hermit.

Thanks,
Parent in Pig


Dear this little piggy stayed home, 

I remember when Al Gore invented the internet, he said, "it will connect everyone". He also said "the earth has a temperature", it was 18 degrees this morning and snowing, go figure.  Since your daughter has no hobbies and is a teenager, give the gift that keeps on giving--job applications!  Reminds me of my graduation gift from good ole ma and pa, they even helped me fill them out too. Mainly because I hadn't learned to read yet, high expectations for a kindergarten graduate but hey, I turned out ok. But seriously, folks...an iTunes gift card seems to be an obvious answer, or maybe tickets to go see a professional sports team of the sport she used to like. You never know, it may rekindle the sport without her having to use a Kindle. 


We'll see ya,
Mongoose

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