Pajamas For Christmas...Again?

Hey mongoose

I love my in laws, they been very good to me. Every Christmas they get me pajamas like I'm 5 years old again. My wife keeps the heat so high there's no way I could sleep in them. I bet I have 10 or 15 sets that I never wore. I don't want to make them mad and I don't want them to get me something expensive I just don't want flannel pajamas.

Dear P-J-N-O,

Fruitcake, Old Spice, socks, Jelly of the Month Club membership club, anything that has "As Seen On TV" on the package... the gifts that keep on giving. We've all been there, I promise it will happen this year too. Christmas, first and foremost, is about the birth of Jesus Christ, not my opinion--it's fact. They don't call it CHRISTmas for nothing. Secondly, Christmas is about giving, December 26th rolls around and we all seem to forget this. You have been given an opportunity not to forget. Undoubtedly there is someone somewhere who does not have the luxury of "keeping the heat so high".  Take the Jammie's to Goodwill, Salvation Army or better yet, think of someone you know that is in need. Keep grinning, keep bearing it and Merry Christmas!

We'll See Ya, 
Mongoose