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Weathermen Are Just Guessers

2/3/2016

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Hey Mongoose, 
I see the tv weather men gettin all tore up and trying to scare people to death, whether it be a blizzard or a tornado. Why do they get so out of breath when they think a snow flake will fall? I think the Voice's weather reports are a whole lot better what do you think?

Dear Local on the 8's
Back in college I worked in a factory. Every single day it was the same old mindless task for 10 hours straight. Occasionally, a line would break down and it reminded me of a snow day, tornado drill, or other monotony  breaker. I imagine the weather man feels the same way. "Monday high 45, low 32, Tuesday high 45, low 32, Wednesday: let me loosen my tie and raise the price of my Purity stocks! Snow! Snow! Snow!"  Suddenly the weather man is the ShamWow guy. I find it so comical that even when the forecast is 180 degrees (pun intended) from reality I've never once heard a weather man apologize or give an excuse for being wrong. The Edmonson Voice weather is as good as any and the truth is, they are all just predictions-- or in other words-- guesses.

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    So, the editor of this news outlet asked me to write a little description of myself. I am a white, Christian male that resides in Edmonson County.  I have no formal training within the realm of giving advice but do get asked questions on a daily basis.  The one thing I have learned from the questions asked of me is this; People are dumber than anybody.   I’ll do my best to answer any and all questions directed towards me.  However, be warned, don’t ask a question you don’t want the answer to.  

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