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Where Are The Real Country Boys?

11/17/2014

 
Whatabouter Mongoose,

Me and my boyfriend are seniors this year and have been dating for about 3 months. He's a "country boy," or so he says. He wears camo and boots all the time and drives a truck his dad bought for him. He's always posting country stuff to instagram but he's never done any farm work, he's never deer hunted, and he listens to rap sometimes in his truck. I've killed several bucks, love Justin boots, and love Florida Georgia Line. I'm way more country than he is. Is this how all "country boys" are these days, or are there still real ones out there?

Thank you!

Dear store bought country boy lover,

I heard one time you could buy new blue jeans with a pre made dip can ring on the back pocket.  This is the world we live in.  The problem is that being a real country boy takes work.  Kids these days don’t have to work.  You want a dip ring in your jeans? Guess what? You have to carry a dip can in your back pocket and work in your jeans.  You want to deer hunt? Guess what? You have to get up before the sun comes up and sit still in the cold, you get the point.  I hate to hurt your feelings, but if you like Florida Georgia Line you’re not 100% country yourself.  As long as you like your boyfriend and he likes you that’s all that matters.  There are a lot of girls out there that are store bought, too.



We'll see ya. 
Mongoose.


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