Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Alex Talley
First, go to Walmart and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with hot sauce.
Rub potatoes on top of it.
Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 20 degrees for 20 minutes.
Serves: 10
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Ashley Wells
First, go to the grass and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with nuts.
 Rub feathers on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the pan at 10 degrees for an hour.
 Serves: 10
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Ashten Taylor
First, go to Walmart and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with cheese.
 Rub butter on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 1 degrees for 5 minutes.
 Serves: 10
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Aubrey Hinson
First, go to the store and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with marshmallows.
 Rub icing on top of it and put my name and my moms name on it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the pan  at 100 degrees for 40 minutes.
 Serves: my whole family.

Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Avery Justis
First, go to McDonald’s and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with chicken nuggets.
 Rub sausage on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on my house at 30 degrees for 30 mornings.
 Serves: 100
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Bella Wade
First, go to the woods and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with steak.
Rub garlic on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the microwave at 30 degrees for a month.
 Serves: 8
Brian (he’s a big guy), MiMi, PaPa, Britney, Me, Emorie, Cole, Granny and Grandma Darla.
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Claire Vincent
First, go to the store and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with sweet.
 Rub salt on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the stove at 10 degrees for 9 minutes.
 Serves: 20
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By:Cole Deweese
First, go to the woods and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with pepper.
 Rub nothing on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven  at 10 degrees for 10 minutes.
 Serves: me
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Eli Adwell
First, go to the woods and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with salt and pepper.
Rub honey mustard on top of it.
Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 12 degrees for 12 minutes.
Serves: my family
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Evie Vincent
First, go to the pet store and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with cake.
Rub chocolate on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven  at 3 degrees for hours.
 Serves: 6
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Hayden Kiernan
First, go hunting and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with meat.
Rub barbeque sauce on top of it.
Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 16 degrees for 19 minutes.
 Serves: about 100...because turkeys are big.
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Jack Getz
First, go to the store and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with seasoning.
 Rub butter on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven  at 6 degrees for 4 hours.
 Serves: 5
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Jasmine Hayes
First, go to Walmart and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with onions and tomatoes.
 Rub salt, pepper, and blueberries on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 50 degrees for 16 minutes.
 Serves: 7
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Julian Denham
First, go to Kroger and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with peppers.
Rub salt on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 10 degrees for 11 minutes.
 Serves: 12
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Levi Houchin
First, go to the grocery store and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with apples.
 Rub seeds on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the crockpot at 6 degrees for 5 minutes.
 Serves: 2
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Logan Coleman
First, go to the store and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with sauce.
 Rub salt and pepper on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven  at 2 degrees for 196 minutes.
 Serves: 5
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Lyla Dotson
First, go to the store and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with bones.
 Rub cauliflower on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven and stove at 10 degrees all day.
 Serves: 5
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Reese Johnson
First, go to the store and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with nothing.
 Rub salt and pepper on top of it.
Cook the turkey in/on the oven  at 100 degrees for 1 hour.
 Serves: my whole family
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Will Miller
First, go to the farm and get a turkey.
Before you cook it you need to stuff it with ketchup.
Rub hands on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 10 degrees for a minute.
 Serves: 3
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Wren McDougle
First, go to the grocery and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with nothing.
 Rub butter on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 20 degrees for 4 minutes.
 Serves: 50

 Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Georgia Garner
First, go to the store and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with butter, onion, and chicken.
 Rub melted buttery sauce on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the crockpot at 10 degrees for 10 minutes.
 Serves: 7
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Johnnie Foreman
First, go to Walmart and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with corn.
 Rub salt and pepper on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the oven at 100 degrees for 100 minutes.
 Serves: 100
 
Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
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By: Kenzley Carroll
First, go to a turkey store and get a turkey.
 Before you cook it you need to stuff it with stuffing.
 Rub cotton candy on top of it.
 Cook the turkey in/on the microwave at 14 degrees for 16 minutes.
 Serves: 4

Mrs. Nora’s Turkey Recipes 2019

Tucker Ruth
First I would go hunt it, then cook it, then eat it.

Gavyn Beavers
So you need to grab a turkey from the turkey store, then you need to cook it in the oven.  Cook it for 5 seconds. Then you need to just set down at the table and get everything ready and eat the Thanksgiving turkey.

Sydney Hood
Um, you get it at the store.  Then you put seasoning on it (turkey seasoning), then you cook it on the stove at 90 degrees.  Then you put stuff around it (like those leaf thingys) and then you eat it.

Ryland Tomes
You get it at the store.  Then you eat it.

Nolan Baker
You can kill it or buy it.  Put it in the oven. Put salt or pepper, or spicy sauce then you cook it, I think, probably about, my guess is ten minutes.  The oven is 200-something degrees. Then you eat it!

Marley Haynes
You get it from the store.  You cook it for 5 minutes in the oven.   You put sauce on it. Then you slice it and serve it.

Kooper Carroll
You get a turkey at Walmart.  Then you gotta boil it in the oven on 100 degrees.  Then you put lemon juice, pepper, ketchup, salt, and what you put on sushi on it.  Then you slice it and serve it.

Cullin Fisher
Well you can either buy or hunt a turkey.  You put garlic on it and then you put ketchup on it.  And in 2 hours you put salt on it. Then a little bit of mustard.  You cook it for 5 minutes and then you eat it.

Joyanna Logsdon
You get the turkey from the store and you bring it home and put it in the stove.  When it’s done you put salt and pepper on it. Then you let it cool, and after that you eat it.

Jackson Jolley
You can hunt for a turkey or go to Walmart and get one.  You might put some salt or some pepper on it to make it very good.  Then you put oil on it, and then you would put some really, really good pepper on it.  Then you put it in the oven for 30 minutes, and that’s my turkey.

Daniel McCracken
You get it at Walmart and you cook it in the oven and you put salt and pepper on it.  You pull open the oven door, and you take it out and it’s done!

Cree Salzman
You buy it at the store or you kill it.  You put some butter in it, and salt and pepper.  You cook it in the oven for 10 minutes. The oven is 3 degrees.  When you get it out of the oven you eat it.

Blair Yoakem
I would, hmmmm….I would go buy it at a store.  And then I would bake it. Then I would put tons of salt and a little bit of pepper.  Cook it for 50 minutes, and after it cooks I would bring it out and then I would hmmmm….and I would add some more pepper after.  Then I would eat it.

AleighShae Kinser
You get it from the store.  You cook it, you put it in the oven for like 15 minutes.  You put salt and pepper and then you’re done.

Adriana Alvarado
Well you get it from the store.  You put it in the oven and you put stuffing in it.  Then you cut it up and eat it.

Addyson Sowders
You go to the store and get it and put pepper and salt on it.  Then you put it in the oven, and more salt on it. Then you cut it and eat it.

Abby Stewart
You buy it at the store.  I’ll make it super hot that it will explode.  You put salt and pepper on it, and lemon pepper.  I’ll cook it for 10 seconds. Then we serve it to my family.

Abram Wolfe
I get it from Kroger.  And I put salt and pepper on it, and put it in the oven for a long time.  I take it out when it looks white. That’s all.

Absent students:
Blake Duvall
Kinleigh Hampton
Benson Ravencraft
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​Mrs. Calli’s Kindergarten Turkey Recipes 
Kyrock Elementary 

Abby Bonney
You kill it and then you take the body out of the guts and then you cook it. You need to put salt and pepper on it and you might want to leave it sitting for a little bit. Then you put it in the oven and let it set there for a little bit and add a little more pepper and then you’re done. 

Cyrena Bradley
First you go to the store and get a turkey. Then you go home and cook it. You put it in the oven for 16 minutes and then you put sauce on it and that’s pretty much all. 

Lucy Carroll
Ok so I would get the farmer to kill it andI would go get it. Then I would cut it open and I would stuff it. Then I would cook it in the oven. Then I would cut up all the veggies and put around it and serve it to my family. 

Lincoln Coots
I’d get the turkey from the Dollar Store then i’d cook it in a pot for 10 minutes. It would be done after 10 minutes. 

Wyatt Coy
What?! Cook a live turkey?! You don’t do that. I would let it outside. 

Oliver Hayse: Absent 

Harlan Gordon
I would go outside and shoot a turkey. Then I would take the skin off of it and put it in the oven and cook it. You cook it for 14 minutes at 100 degrees. Then the turkey will be done. 

John Hogan
I would go to the Dollar Store and get the turkey. Then go home and cook the turkey. You put it in the oven for 2 minutes. The oven has to be 5 inches. I would just put ranch and cheese on the turkey and a little bit of cream and then it’s done. 

Jacob Hogg 
I would find a turkey in the woods. Then I will cook it in the microwave for 59 hours. I would put 2 slices of eggs on it and I would put some ketchup on it. Then I'll put some hot sauce and pepperoni on it. Then it would be ready for you to eat. 
  
August Howard
I think I would buy a turkey at a store and put some cheese on it and some meat. I would cook it in my oven, of course and I would put some more cheese on it. It needs to cook for 10 minutes. The oven needs to be medium hot im guessing. That's all. 

Rylan Madewell 
I would go to the store to get the turkey. Then I’d take it home and cook it. I’d put eggs inside of it and then put it in the oven. The oven only needs to be a little hot and the turkey needs to stay in for 30 minutes. 

Gracie Meredith
I would get a turkey from Target. Then when you get it you put it in the oven and then you cook it for 516 minutes at 7 degrees. Then you put BBQ on it and then you can eat it. 

Aiden Moore
I would go to the farm and get a turkey. Then cook it in the oven for 20 minutes. The oven needs to be not that hot. I would put salt on it then it is time to eat. You take a fork and a knife and cut it and then eat it. 

Adalynn Saling  
I would go to the woods and get a turkey. Then I would take the feathers off and cook it in the oven. I would cook it for 4 minutes at 5 degrees. After 4 minutes the turkey would be done. 

Leighton Sanchez
I would get the turkey down beside the creek. Then I would put it in a pan and put it on the stove. I would cook it for 5 hours. Then it would be ready to eat. 

Trevor Stephens  
I would get the turkey at the Dollar Store. You cook it with a pan for 10 times. I just eat it dipped with ketchup. It’s delicious! 

Kennedy Wells 
I would go get the turkey from the Dollar Store. After that we cook the turkey with a oven for 8 minutes at a lot of hot. I don’t know what to put on my turkey. Then you eat it. 

Joshua Whitaker 
I would get a turkey from my Nanny and Papaw. If it was a big one I would say put it in the oven and cook it. First I would put pepperonis on it. Then I would put mushrooms on it. Then I would put it in the microwave for 1 hour. After that it will be done. ​

Keegan Vaughn  
I would by it from the Dollar Store and cook it in the microwave for 5 minutes. Then I would put hot sauce on it and I will put cheese on it. That's all! 

Clementine Vertrees 
I would get it at Kroger and how I would bake it is I would put it in the oven for a few minutes. Then you know those things with the little lock numbers? (pressure cooker). I would stick it in there and I would want it to go to 10. Then I would put some seasoning on it and what I would have with it is mashed potatoes and some green beans and peas. 

​Ingredients

• Bag approx. 14 oz of sliced gala apples or similar
• 2 tbsp cornstarch
• 1/4 cup granulated sugar
• 1/4 cup brown sugar
• 1 tsp cinnamon
• 1 tsp vanilla
• 1/4 cup butter melted
• 1 tbsp lemon juice

Directions

1. Turn crock pot on to hot setting.
2. Add bagged apples and 2 tbsp cornstarch to Ziploc bag and toss until apples are covered.
3. In a small bowl, combine granulated sugar, brown sugar and cinnamon.
4. Add sugar-cinnamon mixture to Ziploc bag and toss until apples are covered.
5. Transfer apples to crock pot.
6. Top apples melted butter, vanilla and lemon juice and stir to combine.
7. Cook on high for 2 hours or until apples are tender without falling apart.

Ingredients

• one bar of chocolate
• 1/4 cup of ketchup 
• 1/2 cup of cream cheese
• 1 cup of marshmallow spread
• 1/2 can of canned pumpkin
• 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
• 1 cup of sugar

Directions

1. Add all ingredients into a bowl
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​Ingredients

• 2 Tbsp olive oil, divided
• 1 lb lean ground beef
• 1 large yellow onion, diced (1 3/4 cups)
• 5 garlic cloves, to taste, minced*
• 4 1/2 cups low-sodium chicken broth, then more to thin as desired
• 1 (14.5 oz) can petite diced tomatoes
• 1 (14.5 oz) can crushed tomatoes
• 2 1/2 Tbsp tomato paste
• 1 3/4 tsp dried basil
• 3/4 tsp dried oregano
• 1/2 tsp dried rosemary, crushed
• 1/2 tsp dried thyme
• Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
• 8 lasagna noodles, broken into bite size pieces (6.5 oz)
• 1 1/4 cups (5 oz) shredded mozzarella cheese
• 1/2 cup (2 oz) finely shredded parmesan cheese
• 8 oz ricotta cheese
• 2 Tbsp chopped fresh parsley, plus more for garnish

Directions

1. Heat one tablespoon olive oil in a large pot over medium-high heat. Once hot, crumble beef into pot, season with salt and pepper to taste and cook, stirring occasionally until browned. Drain fat from beef and set beef aside. 
2. Heat remaining 1 Tbsp olive oil in pot, add chopped yellow onion and saute until it begins to soften, about 3 minutes. Add in garlic and saute 30 seconds longer. 
3. Add in chicken broth, diced tomatoes, crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, basil, oregano, rosemary, thyme, browned ground beef and season with salt and pepper to taste. 
4. Bring just to a boil, then reduce heat to medium-low, cover and simmer 20 minutes.
5. Meanwhile, prepare lasagna noodles according to directions listed on package.
6. In a mixing bowl, using a fork, stir together mozzarella, parmesan and ricotta.
7. Stir cooked pasta into soup along with parsley, then thin soup with a little more broth if desired.
8. Ladle soup into bowls, dollop with a large scoop of the cheese mixture and sprinkle with chopped parsley (cheese will melt well once stirred into soup).