Coronavirus And Walmart(s)

Dear Mongoose,
I've just about had it with the idiots at Walmart and bigger places that are still open. I've tried staying inside as much as possible but I still have to go out and get necessities. When I do,l theres always some moron who coughs without covering their face, someone not knowing what 6 foot is, or people that are still congregating in the aisles. What's the best way to get these people's attention without being too rude?

Dear People at Walmart, 
I can proudly say I haven’t entered a Walmarts in 6 years, 247 days, 3 hours, 22 minutes and I haven’t kept up with the seconds.  Two words; click list, or whatever the walmarts calls it.  I will tell you its changed my family’s life. 
 
Let me lay out some advantages to you:

• No more impulse buying, since you have to place your order in advance, you must think about what you need and add it to the order well in advance
• No interaction with idiots, you see one person, the person who brings your goods to your car, the chances of one person you interact with being an idiot is exponentially smaller than the hoards of idiots you encounter inside
• No cart pushing, they bring it to your car and load it! You didn’t have to hunt for it—they did.

These are just a few, you can thank me later.
​--MG