More Crazy Emails And Messages

Due to public demand, we've compiled another edition of "Crazy Emails and Messages." When we posted our first round of them a few weeks ago, we had no idea that our readers would love them so much. Turns out, it was clicked on thousands of times, and has been one of the most popular posts we've had in several months. 

We're not sure why we get asked so many questions. Even though we are Edmonson County's most popular news source, we didn't realize we had so much clout...We are apparently booking agents, parking attendants, fish and wildlife officers, lawyers, electricity linemen, and a host of other things. It seems as though we've somehow become EC's Google. So, let's get right to it! Remember, these are REAL....

"How much are ya'll's deer tags?"

"I need you to mail me 5 copies of the Edmonson Voice. I love the pictures."

Woman: "Ya'll have all them pictures on there and didn't put my daughter in your parade pictures." Us: "We're very sorry, we'll issue you a refund."

"What time does my daughter sing at the contest?" 

Woman: "I can't find the link to (whatever) on Facebook." Us: "It's on our homepage with all the other recent stories." Woman: "I don't see a homepage on your Facebook." Us. "It's not on Facebook, go to our site's homepage." Woman: "Oh, I don't use the internet, theres too many viruses."

"My cousin said you could buy weed at the drug store. Which one sells it?"

"Where's the best place to park at the fair?"

"Are they gonna have the cages at the fair this year?"

"How do they pick the winners of the baby show?"

"When are ya'll gonna have the electricity back on?"

"Did ya'll hear about (so-and-so) cheating on her husband? You should put that (explitive)'s picture on the Voice!"

"My son is going home with (so-and-so) after school tomorrow. What bus is he supposed to ride?"

"How much does (a particular auto garage) charge for an oil change?"

And lastly, we got this one in one form or another several times... "Do ya'll know where that ambulance was going?"

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